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I’m a big fan of that post-laundry feeling when you’ve got all your A-list clothes back in the game.
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universities be like: Ha ha yes, we totally c$are abou$t you$r Educa$tion!! our $tudent’s learning is our numb$er one pri$ority :$)
Cashier the other day: “have a nice night!”
Me failing to load one correct response from multiple possibilities: …….“YOUP!”
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Why Did They Come?
TOO FUCKIN’ phenomenal to NOT reblog!!!!
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Imagine Guy Fieri as Gatsby, and calling you “Pulled Pork” instead of “Old Sport.”
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Why I'd Be Kicked Out of The Scooby Gang
Shaggy: Zoinks
Scooby: Ruh-roh
Daphne: Jeepers
Velma: Jinkies
Me: Well fuck
dog conquers fear of doorways
OH MY GOD BABY, YOU BIG FUCKING DORK
NO, I CAN’T COPE WITH YOU
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